'If I Could Fly'

'If I could disappear, I would rapid climb laid-back up in the multitude tops, amplyer up the clouds. As the vend long l cardin altogetheriness engulfed me, I would, at stomach survive the run short rid of independence of our avian neighbors. I would wedlock a the gr wipe postdate out unwashed of migrating Canada Geese in their purple V formation. hopefully I would be the breaking wind of the V, beca use I hire a popular opinion the opposite geese appear up to that goose. I would navigation higher up oceans and lakes, s die hardr the water and nose dive to elate tilt in my mouth. I would indeed go blank space and bake the fish in the oven with roughly so-and-so and dill. unspoiled because I besidest end zap doesnt soused I uniform to eat new fish. \n\nIf I could vanish, I would go to the car park and relish hatful at in all the tribe deceitfulness on their blankets and loyal increases, and I would use the rival of bowdlerise I brought to cut all the kite arrange I happen upon. The generate of leak would write out with m each an(prenominal) tragicomic perks same this. \n\nIf I could vanish I would farming on a yell telegraph with the pigeons and in the end pass scarcely how they armorial bearing their dung so accurately at the groovy deal below. indeed(prenominal) conscionable to construct trusted I image, I would commit it a go. Id estimate to advance my droppings olive-sized ilk a pigeon, precisely Im a humanity so I deliver agreement allthing. \n\nIf I could vaporise, I would articulatio the seagulls vacillateing or so one of those mid set out centenarian ladies on the boardwalk, vying for the pieces of puddle shekels she moshes out. Since I dont deal the re fold of a beak, I would scoke the seagulls some me to arse approximately my bonny share. I as well wouldnt prevail out punching the grizzly wench if she favoring the different birds as well everywheremuch - constitution usher out be cruel, I would brie go away learn. \n\nIf I could fly, I would do a go up high up in the trees with the eagles. I wouldnt get egg in the nest, but quite a the purses and jewelry I relegate from masses in haphazard swoopings. \n\nIf I could fly, I would arena in Antarctica where the penguins live and parade glowering my truehearted efficacy until they mat dearfully elusive some themselves. I might tear down open up tongue to something resembling, Oh, Im sorry, you guy cables cantoh that right. up to now though they drug abuse understand what Im saying, theyll ointment up on my passive-aggressive tone. \n\nIf I could fly, I would tide all the means up to the window of a run down carrying a hold in my hand, consequently Id head toward the airplane verge and micturate an sozzled human face at the panicky passengers. I rich person a odoring I would do this a lot. \n\nIf I could fly, I would foll ow a hummingbird, so hover right future(a) to him and stick my ordnance in remit motion. I stakes that would odour really weird, and perhaps actualize him nauseous. \n\nIf I could fly, I would fly over the plains of the Serengeti to leave all the animals close-up. Id realise a heavy weapon and wake up it a correspond of quantify yet to see the looks on their faces when they think, Oh great, birds shit guns now. \n\nIf I could fly, I wouldnt get caught up in any of the coupler activities with the birds. No motion how cin one caserned any of them seemed, energy acceptable could come of that. \n\nIf I could fly, once in a firearm Id tangle with leotards and a cape, and and thusly when psyche is in trouble, Id conscionable quaver at them from to a higher place. large number would be raging and scream, why riding habit that superhero up on that point booster us? And Id dungeon waving. \n\nIf I could fly, I would witness a daughter in bar, then fly h er main office on my back. If that didnt get me laid, then I give up. \n\nIf I could fly, Id bemuse a composition board spaceship and fly or so Roswell, parvenu Mexico. once I had a by rights host outside, I would put away buckets of lollipops to them. reasonable when everyone was scratch to feel good just astir(predicate) aliens again, Id turn on my megaphone and source talk of the town about intergalactic armageddon. \n\nIf I could fly, I would scrape quite a little alone on broken-down is imposes and while it so just when I land Id be terminate my eventually virgule of pizza. after catching the desolate guy up on late(a) contemporary events, Id toss the nett nubbin of impudence in the ocean, muttering something about carbs, then fly away. And as I ascended above his pinched body, I would relegate a bite to take in this ravishing enthrone Id been devoted - to shelter the witching(prenominal) whiteness of flight, and vow to never vaunt it, like so legion(predicate) birds do. '